5:30 am: Bitten on middle portion of ring finger.
5:45 am: Pain and swelling increased at injection site.
6:30 am: Pain is still consistent but tolerable, finger is now sweating, and throbbing has spread to the base of finger.
7:30 am: Same amount of pain in same general location, took ibuprofen and aleve. Also introduced ice pack.
9:20 am: The cocktail of chemicals I took is keeping me from offing myself.
4:10 pm: Seems like I slept it off, no remaining pain but my finger is still pretty stiff.